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DVD: THE SECRET June 15, 2008 Remember when self-help meant trying to be a better person? OLD GLORY AND OLD MAN RIVER June 15, 2008 Who knew Flag Day could be so irritating? ONE MINUTE OF HATE May 24, 2006 Formerly "Archenemy of the Week", it's a brief bit of grousing about that which irks me (such as Michelle Gibson of Jackson Country, NC). FADE AWAY May 27, 2004 Here's a little game of my design. Hopefully expanded soon (soonish? with impending soonlyness?) MY FORAY INTO PHOTO JUDGING May 19, 2004 Riding the coattails of infinitely more successful photo rating sites, I believe I've come up with the ultimate niche. FRIDGE MAGNETS ONLINE May 19, 2004 The Fridge Magnets page has been updated with 100 extra words, is cleaned up a bit, and now finally works in all browsers (lousy semicolon...). Guaranteed entertaining for at least |
I'm convinced the only possible solution to the abortion debate is to develop a technology that can teleport unwanted fetuses into the wombs of women who have trouble conceiving. I had a dream last week where I'm running some unknown business of about 12 people and I find out that one of my employees has turned invisible. He said he's willing to use his new found non-opaqueness to help the company but that he has two rules: 1) It can't be illegal or immoral. 2) It can't be a publicity stunt (e.g. Get your car washed and take a picture with the invisible vacuum guy.) Any ideas? E-mail them to invisibleguy at this domain. ![]() The Alabama Board of Tourism announced their new slogan is "Sweet Home Alabama" and they are still deciding if they want to use the song in the campaign or not. Personally, I'm not sure if the line "Now Watergate does not bother me" and a dis of Neil Young will attract many visitors. Highlight the area just below to see the ultimate Harry Potter spoiler: Hermione is a sled. ![]() .02 ≠ .0002 Whenever someone tells you that they "don't do math" and chuckes at their own willing ignorance, smack them upside the head with a 4th-grade math book for me and make them listen to this. ![]() Letters G. Anus Forethought F. Squeezing Declined E. Mittens Benches L. Cowpunchers Cockleshell F. Signatures Funnels H. Eagerly Floor G. Symposium Refueling Q. Instalments |